Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the cow cross the road?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?