Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?