What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What bee is good for your health?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?