What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?