How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?