What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Carrot cake.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
How do snowmen get information?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?