Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a dog in space?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What shape is bad at driving?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?