What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?