What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?