What game do bats excel at?
Bat-gammon.
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do insects learn at school?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call hiking college students?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What kind of pants do fish wear?