Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's the politest month?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?