Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which cats love to be petted?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?