Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why are books always so angry?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
How long do chickens work?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do fish use for glasses?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's a henway?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?