Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Because they're related to yaks.
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Where do milkshakes come from?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
How does dinner smell?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's black and white and goes around and around?