Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
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What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why is the beach so confident?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
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Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?