Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
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What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do elves learn in school?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How do you compliment a cat?
What kind of car does a chicken have?