Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
What do you find at the end of everything?
What shape has a knighthood?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What birds always travel in twos?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?