Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?