What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why is furniture so generous?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?