What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call a short cow?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do golfers drink on the green?