Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What animal always goes to heaven?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why are frogs always happy?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Where does breakfast live?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?