What's a Christian's favorite sport?
La-cross.
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the painter say to the wall?