Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How does dinner smell?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What day never takes itself seriously?