What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How do bears keep cool?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?