Who invented fractions?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the sickly elevator say?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do elves learn in school?