What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?