Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's a forklift?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Which plant has the best roar?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?