What do sheep say when they're in love?
I love ewe.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why are trees always so positive?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?