What do sheep say when they're in love?
I love ewe.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?