Why is grass so dangerous?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
It's Crowded!
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What game do bats excel at?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?