What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
