My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?