What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?