Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?