What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
A where-wolf.
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Where do clowns go on vacation?