Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
When do cows get tired?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?