Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?