What's the holiest insect?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?