Where does a scientist wizard work?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?