What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
A hair ball.
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?