What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How does a witch play loud music?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?