What's good for both poker and theater?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why do mice need oiling?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?