Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?