What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?