What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?