What do you call a retired cowboy?
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What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you give a sick pig?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which animal is the most religious?