What do you call a retired cowboy?
De-ranged.
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How do you get kids to do something?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?