Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What kind of music do planets like?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?