I'm not a bad putter.
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?