What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why are turtles so shy?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What bee is good for your health?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?