Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?