How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why do cows go to New York?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How long will dinner be?