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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What animal floats best?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What season begins with a thud?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?