Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is the smallest lion?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What car can't keep a secret?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?