What does winter fat turn into?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why was the moth so unpopular?