What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
A blueberry shake.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?