How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How does a witch play loud music?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call two birds in love?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?