Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
When do astronauts eat?