What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
I'm just kitten' around.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?