What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
I'm just kitten' around.
How do hurricanes see?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why are books always so angry?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?