Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?