Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How do you compliment a cat?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?