Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
How does a barber get to work?
Where do stars go to college?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why do bees gossip?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?