Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?