Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's the slowest 5k?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
A book just fell on my head.
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?