Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a singing rodent?