Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do bees chew?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?