What did the paper say to the pencil?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?