What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Where do polar bears vote?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?