What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?