What do you call an animal pop star?
Justin Beaver.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How do you make a cow float?