You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How long do chickens work?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Families are like fudge.
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?