What do you call an animal pop star?
Justin Beaver.
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How do you wash a lamb?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What game do bats excel at?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?