What does Rudolph call his wife?
Rein-dear.
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why are farmers so laid-back?