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Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
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Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What is blue and not heavy?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?