Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?