How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?