Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What building always gets stains on it?