Why do trees try new things so often?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why are baseball games at night?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the calf play in the school band?