Why do Olympians never overheat?
Because they have a lot of fans.
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What sport do horses love to play?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's the politest month?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?