What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How do fleas travel?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the goal post get angry?