Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?