Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Which bug is related to you?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Where do ants go to eat?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
How are mountains able to see?
Where does Superman park his cars?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?