Why was the man stuck at the party?
He couldn't get past the elephant in the room.
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Which state has the best streets?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?