Why was the man stuck at the party?
He couldn't get past the elephant in the room.
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?