What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Which celebrity always frowns?