Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How long will dinner be?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What is a table you can eat?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?