What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Aged cheddar.
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What tree has the most bark?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?