What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Which dogs love to study science?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Which subject has two parts?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?