What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Aged cheddar.
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What animal floats best?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What animals make the best students?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?