Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What day is your mom always right?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's black and white and red all over?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?