How expensive is swimming with sharks?
It cost me an arm and a leg!
What vehicle works the hardest?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Who invented fractions?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why was the storm actually calm?