Where do hands go on vacation?
Palm Springs.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How do bees get to school?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's the richest basketball team?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?