Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the fish blush?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why was the musician arrested?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a baby monkey?