What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How does a witch play loud music?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the foal cough?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?