What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How long will dinner be?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?