Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why was the musician arrested?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?