What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do hurricanes see?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?