What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's the saddest part of the week?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What was the first animal in space?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?