What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?