What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What school subject really rocks?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What is the most faithful insect?