What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What are you studying in math?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?