What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How does a cow do math?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
How do horses stay in such great shape?