What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?