We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Where do burgers like to dance?