What nationality are most fish?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Families are like fudge.
What building always gets stains on it?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?