Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What animal makes the best lunches?