Why does the orange always lose in races?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Which plant has the best roar?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
How can you make 7 even?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?