Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?