Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What birds always travel in twos?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the confused bee say?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?