Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What is another name for a cow?