Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How do you measure a millennial?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's a bat's favorite game?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?